If the biggest hairball of being an entrepreneur is having people ask how my startup is doing when it feels like nothing is happening, the second-biggest hairball is having to Name Things.
And, of course, right now I’m in the position of having to find not one, but two new names:
I need a business name for whatever this new nonprofit is going to be called.
I need a better name for the grant-making site (currently “Passionate Produce”).
Uterus: I woke up like this…
Me: ENOUGH WITH THE SINGING.
Uterus: H, H town town
I’m coming down
Coming, coming down
Drippin’ candy on the ground
Me: You are NO Beyoncé.
Uterus: Well, that AIN’T candy I’m drippin’ on the ground, neither.