Mollena's mental thumb-drive, 2.0
Uterus: You have been SERIOUSLY distracted, yo. WTF.
Me: Maybe you’ve missed the excruciating pain from this fucking infected ear. Perhaps the WORST PAIN OF MY LIFE bypassed your notice.
Uterus: Whaaat?! Aw hellz naw. Not…not worse than my ovarian cyst fiesta?
Me: Yeah man. And I am assuming…
I would just like to show you all the best Cosplay at Emerald City Comicon. All other cosplays can go home.
That’s right, I drew a pic of Power Girl with no tit window AND shirtless ballerina Hulk. DWI
Uterus: We hit that rest stop yet?
Me: No.
Uterus: How about now?
Me: No.
Uterus: how about…now?
Me: No.
Uterus: Now?
Me: Yep, we are here. You need anything?
Uterus: … … … … … … … …
Me: Hello?
Uterus: … … … … … … .. …
Me: OK then.
Uterus: Are we past the rest stop?
Me: Yep.
Uterus….






